I just wanted to let you know how pleased I am with your manly decision.
You may now go about your business.
yellow-means-go-faster:
asktheodoreroosevelt:
“You Autobots have children in your care?”
“Yeah we have three: Jack, Miko, and Raf. They’re really cool and Jack has been teaching me how to obey traffic laws on Earth and such since I’m kinda new to this planet and the idea of being “robots in disguise”… it’s a big change”
“It pleases me to know that while you reside within the MANLY BORDERS of AMERICA, you intend to obey the law.”
god-among-mechs:
asktheodoreroosevelt:
god-among-mechs:
Megatron looked the two organics over, lifting an optic ridge. One was a…pony, the other was a former Earth leader.
Things could be getting feisty.
Those glowing red eyes, those spikes of evil, those shark-like teeth, all pointed to one conclusion. The entity standing before him was clearly a villain! Come to wreak havoc and spread un-manly evil across AMERICA! This would not stand, he wouldn’t allow it! Roosevelt glared in silence at Megatron, waiting for him to make the first move.
“And here you humans are so quick to mumble and speak to the extraterrestrial lifeforms. What’s wrong, organic? Scraplet got your tongue?”
The human was intriguing in how didn’t falter. It was quite the change in demeanor in comparison to the other humans he had met. It was almost…embracing.
“What is your designation, human? If you even can speak.”
“I am THEODORE ROOSEVELT, 26th MANLY PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES, deliverer of RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE wherever there are unmanly wrongs to be righted!”
yellow-means-go-faster:
“Oh hello there! You seem awfully familiar… I think I saw you in one of the kid’s history books”
“You Autobots have children in your care?”
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