Ask Theodore Roosevelt

26th PRESIDENT AMERICA

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Anonymous asked: i bet youre not manly enough to go back on steam and chat with your good chap yakuza! seriously, WE NERD TER TERK

((Get the fuck out Chase this is why we have Skype))

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animaluvr asked: So, Mr. President, would you mind explaining just how you came back from the dead? Or maybe you were always undead? Or are you immortal and never died at all?

“It was all an elaborate ruse devised to give me the opportunity to ambush Death.

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Anonymous asked: Sorry, "Teddy" You aren't the true Roosevelt. The true Roosevelt let death take him so that he might battle the evils of the beyond. You are only Half-of-one-percent the man he was. You are the physical manifestation of the manliness he left behind to maintain the universe as we know it. That is what I believe and- You're about to kill me for that, aren't you? Very well, I would be honored to meet my end in such hands as your's. YEAH!

((That’s…pretty damn awesome, actually.))

There’s one problem with your theory.

I am Theodore Roosevelt.

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Anonymous asked: *The fox formulates a battle-plan, but before he can even think to carry it out, he has passed out from the sheer manliness Roosevelt is radiating*

Another challenger falls before Theodore Roosevelt.

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